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baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

paramaline:

mastermindenby:

plantgay:

kelbii:

plantgay:

42awesomesteve:

plantgay:

tumblrcon would be such a bad idea it would be like 75% scary superwholocks probably

sorry i think you misspelt brilliant

nah its a terrible idea have you seen superwholocks they are terrifying

What do you mean, terrifying? *Drinks salt*

what the fuck

this is more relevant than ever

 

digiorno:

A meteor took out the dinosaurs, only pizza could bring them back.

Bake Your Masterpiece

fingerblaster113:

It’s not gay to wanna know what your friends’ dicks look like

awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
me: bye i love you